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Editor - Daniel-Son "Bag Duck" Hoy.
Born in the slums of Malaysia on March 11th, 1948, young Dan "Bag Duck" Hoy's life was a long chain of unfortunate circumstances. He was raised to the age of 2 by a French masochist by the name of Douvant Roy, who used his small fragile fingers for self gratification, and Dan was fed pig feces and rotten milk. On a police raid in 1950 in Malaysia, Douvant Roy was shot several times in the face and killed. The "police" took Dan away to a sweatshop, where he would work from the ages of 2 to 19. There were many beatings and rapings in the sweatshops, and Dan was the recipient of many. Dan escaped the sweatshop at the age of 19, where he built a raft out of the bones and flesh of his fellow sweatshop workers. One of those workers was his true love, Tai King Wong, a Japanese man who was sent to the sweatshop for molestation and beastiality. He ended up eating most of his raft, but still somehow managed to drift onto the shores of British Columbia. There he worked as a prostitute up until 6 months ago, when he dreamt about his newfound lord, Gashman The Uncontrollable. Now he writes for this website. |
