Gashman the Uncontrollable

The dolphins had always been one step ahead of the humans. They are never fully asleep, they can swim much better than humans, and their genitalia are humongous compared to any other humanoid creature's. But the dolphins were never one step ahead of GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE!! Gashman had a pleasure-hole and a rod of pleasure-giving, in which he sprayed the seed of justice in the face of chaos, and forced it to swallow.

Gashman was to venture into the seas of the southern hemisphere, where humans and dolphins eat wet rice and have beastial intercourse with their pets. Gashman the uncontrollable was then to find the Queen of the dolphins, and to thrust his tentacle of lust into her blowhole, making her choke on the seed of sin, causing her to die along with all of the other dolphins in the universe. This seemed not a difficult task to Gashman.

Gashman the Uncontrollable ventured deep into the oceans, penetrating the water with his thrusting. He found many dolphins, and they all tried to fight Gashman, but they were easily dispatched. Gashman's flames still burned fiercly, even while in the water, for his flames are eternal. Eventually Gashman the Uncontrollable found the Queen of the Dolphins, and he tricked her into thinking that Gashman had surrendered all of his land and people, but as the Queen rejoiced, Gashman the Uncontrollable quickly thrust his tentacle of lust into her blowhole, flooding it with the seed of sin. The Queen could not breathe, and drowned in the water, polluted with Gashman's seed.

The dolphins had lost, and the westerners rejoiced another victory of Gashman by cutting open pregnant women, lighting the fetuses on fire, placing them on poles, and running the streets naked covered in jello whilst holding the flaming fetus-poles

Expedition Number 2: Gashman the Uncontrollable : Dolphins and Lust.