Gashman the Uncontrollable

Thor was readily prepared for the battle, as he dragged his hammer across the floor, and held it sternly beside his thigh as he stopped walking towards the bridge on which the battle was to take place. The god of Thunder had boasted his lusting abilities many times before, but he was never actually seen in a battle of pity and lust, but now was the time in which he must prove himself as ruler of the gods.

Gashman the Uncontrollable flew in from the sky, tentacles flaring with the fires of despair and justice. Gashman was much more intimidating than expected, as Thor trembled in fear at the mere sight of the fiery lord. His tentacles waved in the sky, but the flames were not to be put out. The burning of anger inside, and outside of Gashman was eternal. All the other supernatural eyes were in complete awe of Gashman's greatness. The battle was to begin shortly.

Snot Gurgle the Leper King, watcher of lords, called out as the battle was to begin. Thor immediately threw a bolt of lightning at Gashman's mouth passionately, but the flaming tentacles of The Uncontrollable Gashman quickly knocked it away. Laughing hysterically, Gashman thrust his scalding tentacle into Thor's anus, tearing it apart at amazing speeds. Thor cried out with pleasure and pain, and Gashman released him. He lifted the tentacle of justice, and smote Thor with a single strike. Gashman had won the battle of pity and lust, and Thor was to be removed from the Council of the gods.

Expedition Number 3: Gashman the Uncontrollable : Thor, Pity and Lust.