Gashman the Uncontrollable

Gashman was relaxing in his throne on Jupiter, thinking about how awe inspiring and great he is. He had been to Hades, he had destroyed the false dolphin Gods, and defeated Thor in a battle of pity and lust. Gashman wanted more. He felt that the Norse gods were not needed in the universe. So he set out to destroy every single one of them, one by one.

The first one he thought of with his fiery brain of destruction was Odin. Odin had been one of the more popular Norse gods, especially with the females(It was said his manhood was of exceptional size). Gashman burst out of his throne in a flurry of fire and semen. Everyone present was massacred.

He quickly found Odin in the clouds of the infidel planet, Earth. Odin ignored Gashman, and continued to handle his manhood. This enraged Gashman. Instead of using his tentacle of wrath, Gashman felt Odin needed discipline. Gashman spoke. He said "ODIN, I COMMAND YOU TO BE RIDDEN FROM THE UNIVERSE!". Odin did not listen.

Gashman rammed his tentacle of discipline into Odin's ear. Blood and a foamy green substance erupted from Odin's anus, as he trembled in fear and excitement. Gashman then told Odin to strip naked and do a Native dance for the northern people of Earth. Now being disciplined, Odin did exactly what Gashman told him. Odin was forever humiliated and disgraced. Gashman layed three thousand whips with his tentacle of Discipline on Odin. Gashman repeated "ODIN, I COMMAND YOU TO BE RIDDEN FROM THE UNIVERSE!" Odin's genitals exploded, destroying himself.

Many other Norse gods were left for Gashman to destroy, but he had done what he had gone out and set to do, so he retired to one of his many thrones in the universe. The northern people of Earth spilled their seeds on their toes in grace to Gashman the Uncontrollable.

Expedition Number 4: The Discipline of Odin.