Gashman the Uncontrollable

The air was dry in the cold night of planet Earth, where Gashman hath crushed many of his foes. He smote Thor up in their clouds, he removed Odin's existance in Earth, and he had many other foreign, sexually inferior false gods to destory.

On one of Gashman's annual visits to Earth to molest their many inhabitants with his ever used Tentacle of Lust, he had noticed a sweaty young dark man, crying in fear and awe of Gashman's amazingly sensual presence. Gashman immediately took advantage of this situation, rupturing the man's fece-covered hole with his unlubricated, rough like sandpaper tentacle. The man screamed in arousal and for his very life, as Gashman reached climax into the man, and he exploded in a mixture of guts and semen.

One thing Gashman The Uncontrollable noticed was what the man had uttered with his last breath before bursting into a chow of love-mix and guts. He had said "Praise Allah." Gashman The Uncontrollable was extremely angered by this, as the only god that should ever be praised would be him, and him alone. Gashman was now extremely intent on destroying this "Allah". .

After using his greatness to instantly attain information of Allah's location(via MSN Messenger), Gashman The Uncontrollable confronted Allah in a alternate universe, where he was fondling himself in a repulsing fashion. Gashman was angered by this, and Allah spoke; .

"I AM ENVIOUS OF YOU, GASHMAN. DO NOT DESTROY ME." he mumbled in a depressing tone. Gashman would have none of this, and decided to outdo this false idol once and for all. Gashman knew Allah envied him, so he would destroy him in an extremely sexual manner with his Tentacle of Envy. The tentacle struck Allah's tiny pathetic phallus, and it detached easily, as it was followed with a trail of a thick green oozing liquid. .

Allah screamed in mercy, but Gashman did not give him any. Gashman repeated his manuver several times, on Allah's anal entrance, his eyes, and many of his limbs which can be no longer identified. Allah had been defeated as his bloody parts were strewn across the alternate universe. Gashman violated every lost limb he could find. .

Gashman returned to Earth, and informed the infidelic "Allah" worshippers that their deity had been smoten, and they all rejoiced and basked in the glory of Gashman The Uncontrollable. The people of the north, once again spilled their seeds on their toes in grace to Gashman the Uncontrollable.

Expedition Number 5: Gashman and Allah's Envy.