Jake, Computers, Gashman the Uncontrollable and Murder.
Session Start (AIM - GashmanTU:satanik666999): Mon May 24 20:43:32 2004
satanik666999: hi
Jaur: hUH?
satanik666999: nevermind
Jaur: Who are you?
satanik666999: nothing, nevermind
Jaur: Tell me.
Jaur: Or I'll get stabby.
satanik666999: haha
satanik666999: no, i got the wrong SN
Jaur: Who do you think this is?
satanik666999: uh, jake?
Jaur: This is Jake.
satanik666999: oh hey, madeline told Me to contact you
satanik666999: about fixing my computer
Jaur: oh, right.
satanik666999: err, my other one
satanik666999: this is my mom's
Jaur: What's the problem with your computer again? silly Me forgot
satanik666999: haha, that's ok
satanik666999: virus
satanik666999: and i got something stuck in the tower
satanik666999: it's jammed in there real good
satanik666999: i don't wanna take it appart
Jaur: Oh, well ok.
satanik666999: you know, because i might f**k it up even more
satanik666999: so, when can you come over?
Jaur: Oh shit, Madeline is screaming again. BRB, gotta go "fix" her in the basement.
satanik666999: uhmmm
satanik666999: i just got off the phone with her
satanik666999: she's at her house
Jaur: Yeah, right, that's it. Anyways, with your computer.
satanik666999: and she told me you live in Hayward
Jaur: I'm pretty sure its going to have to be fixed again
Jaur: and by "Fixed" I Mean taken apart
satanik666999: again?
satanik666999: ohh
Jaur: Yeah, just like I "Fixed" madeline.
satanik666999: uhmm
satanik666999: are you sure you're jake?
satanik666999: or are you just playing a prank on me>
satanik666999: ?*
Jaur: I'm positive. It's just that Madeline came over
satanik666999: oh!
Jaur: and she started talking about how she's pregnant with my baby
satanik666999: ...
Jaur: so I hit her in the face and tied her up and put her in the basement
satanik666999: ...
Jaur: and she keeps on screaming, so I have to hit her more to shut her up
Jaur: Women, eh?
satanik666999: im gonna call the cops
Jaur: if you do
Jaur: I'll fucking kill you
satanik666999: ...
satanik666999: i can have you arrested
Jaur: No one arrests me.
Jaur: I'm fucking Jake
satanik666999: if i decide to save this IM conversation
Jaur: If you do, I'll kill her
Jaur: Her and her god-forsaken baby.
satanik666999: no you wont
satanik666999: you're bluffing
Jaur: I will. That cockteasing slut will die.
satanik666999: no!
satanik666999: NO
Jaur: YES
satanik666999: alright, alright!
Jaur: I'll fix your computer later
satanik666999: what do you want!
satanik666999: ?
Jaur: I want to be free. Away from her and her god-forsaken pregnancy.
satanik666999: dued
satanik666999: dude*
Jaur: Maybe if the stupid whore stayed on the pill I wouldn't have this problem.
satanik666999: i will call the cops
Jaur: You do and she's dead.
satanik666999: i swear
satanik666999: you wont even know ill call them
Jaur: if I hear sirens
Jaur: she's dead
Jaur: I'll chop her face up
satanik666999: ill tell them to turn them up
satanik666999: down(
satanik666999: *
satanik666999: dude, you'd better be joking
Jaur: They can't catch me. Not in my basement of solitude.
Jaur: She didn't believe in our fiery leige either, Gashman The Uncontrollable.
Jaur: How can one be so ignorant?
satanik666999: who the fuck is Gashman?
satanik666999: you're fucking crazy, im calling the cops
Jaur: GASHMAN IS OUR FIERY LORD THE OCTOPUS FROM THE SKY WITH HIS EIGHT MIGHTY TENTACLES
satanik666999: what the hell..
Jaur: You Fool! She's so dead!
satanik666999: you're fucking crazy
satanik666999: you need help
satanik666999: im calling the cops
Jaur: YOU need help!
Jaur: You need to see the light!
Jaur: GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE
satanik666999: what light?
Jaur: The glorious light.
satanik666999: that's it, you're gonna be arrested for murder
Jaur: The light of might, the light of Gashman the uncontrollable!
satanik666999: and you're gonna be commited
Jaur: oh shit, she's screaming again
satanik666999: that's it
Jaur: I have to go. I'll fix your computer this friday
satanik666999: im calling
Session Close (satanik666999): Mon May 24 21:15:39 2004
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