Chad the Ogre Versus Gashman the Uncontrollable.
Chaps says: whos this?
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says: THEE ASKS WHOM GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS?
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says: I SHALLETH SMITETH THEE WITH MINE TENTACLE OF LUST!
Chaps says: umm ne ways
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says: GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE REQUESTS YOU SPEAKETH PROPERLY.
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says: IS THOU INTERESTED IN THE MIGHTY TALES OF GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE?
Chaps says: no
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says: THOU HAST FORSAKEN THE MIGHT OF GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE, THY DOLPHIN WORSHIPPING INFIDELIC FOOL!!
Chaps says: uh huh...
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says: THOUST PICTURE HASTH THOU LOOKING QUITE CONFUSED. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE SUGGEST YOU HAVE LOW BRAIN MASS, WHICH CONTRIBUTES TO YOUR DEFAULT GESTURE OF IDIOCY.
Chaps says: hahha
Chaps says: ur obviously a pretty big faget if u talk like ur in the 1600's when u live in the 21st century freak
Chaps says: learn how to insult people u fucking mes
Gashman The Uncontrollable then sent this email:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS NOT RESTRICTED TO TIMESLOTS CALLED CENTURIES. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS THE GREAT FIERY OCTOPUS OF THE UNIVERSE WHO SMITES ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSES THEM.
Yes, that's actually his picture.
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