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An interview with Gashman the Uncontrollable: No one likes Poland.Bag Duck: So, Gashman, my fiery leige. I am here to ask you some vital questions, more specifically in the subject of an infidelic country by the name of Poland. Gashman: POLAND? GASHMAN KNOWS OF THIS COUNTRY. GASHMAN SEES NOTHING THIS COUNTRY HAS ACCOMPLISHED. THROUGH HARD FACTS, GASHMAN HAS DISCOVERED THAT THESE INFIDELS GRATIFY THEMSELVES, SEXUALLY, BY PERFORMING MASTURBATION ONTO MOUSEPADS. GASHMAN FINDS THIS DISTURBING AT BEST. POLAND WILL BE CRUSHED. Bag Duck: Well of course no one likes Poland. You also have some cold hard facts about the mousepad-masturbation techniques too. My, Gashman, you truly are the master of sex. Bag Duck: Someone once told me they sent a rocket to space, at night. What do you think about this? Gashman: GASHMAN CAN ROAM THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. POLAND IS CLEARLY INFERIOR TO GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE. POLAND WILL BE CRUSHED. ALL HAIL GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE. Bag Duck: Wow, this is amazingly erotic. Speak more. Gashman: GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS THE MASTER OF ALL THINGS. Bag Duck: Poland got so totally invaded by Germany. And then they lost. Against Hitler, come on, that's just stupid. Gashman: HITLER'S MOUSTACHE WAS A SHAME TO ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD. GASHMAN ONCE KNEW HITLER. HITLER'S TRUE PURPOSE WAS NOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, BUT TO CARRY THE GREATNESS OF GASHMAN THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, CRUSHING ALL THOSE WHOM OPPOSE. BUT HITLER DECIDED HE WAS TIRED OF THE JEWISH, AND SLAUGHTERED THEM. THE BALANCE OF EARTH IS SWAYING. POLAND WILL BE CRUSHED. Bag Duck: That is some truly informative information about information, there, oh informative lord. Gashman: POLAND WILL BE CRUSHED. Bag Duck: Oh Poland will be crushed indeed. Well, I see you have to go destroy infidels in Galazius 4. Good luck, my fiery lord! Gashman: GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE BIDS THOU ADIEU! |