The Pothead Versus Gashman the Uncontrollable.
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Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE WELCOMES YOU.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hey whats up not too familiar with the email addres
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN IS NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR INFIDELIC SMALLTALK. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE'S TENTACLE OF LUST DESIRES YOUR SISTER AND WILL ENGAGE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH SAID SISTERS.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
what the fuck youve got a lot of time on your hands eh
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN DOES NOT FOLLOW THE LIMITS OF TIME. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS THE FIERY OCTOPUS LORD OF THE UNIVERSE. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE DOES ANYTHING HE PLEASES TO DO. THIS INCLUDES VIOLATING YOU SISTER WITH MINE TENTACLE OF LUST.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahahha thats good stuff man get that off one of those rpg games
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE KNOWS OF NO SUCH "RPG GAMES". GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE SUPPOSES THAT THIS IS SOME FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE INFIDELIC DOLPHIN WORSHIPPERS SUCH AS YOURSELF. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE ENTERTAINS HIMSELF WITH INFIDEL'S SIBLINGS WHILE HE TEARS THEIR ANUSES APART WITH HIS TENTACLE OF LUST AND WRATH.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
so you like to talk in the third person eh
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN HAS NO PREFERENCES GASHMAN IS THE FIERY LORD OF THE UNIVERSE THOU SHOULD BE TREMBLING IN AWE AND FEAR AND THOU SHOULDETH BE RELEASING WASTE UNTO YOUR PANTALOONS.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
so you were violated as a young kid eh
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN NEVER HAS TAKEN THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG KID. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE KNOWS ALL OF YOUR SECRET DESIRES FOR THE YOUNG MALE CHILDREN OF MALAYSIA. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE, WHERE YOU LIVE, AND HOW AMAZINGLY SMALL YOUR GENATALIA TRULY IS.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
who the fuck is this im lost
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
YOU ARE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT OF THE DOLPHINS. FOLLOW THE MIGHT OF GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE AND YOU WILL SEE HOW YOU WERE MISLEAD BY FALSE IDOLS AND INFIDELIC DOLPHINS.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
i see.... and how is it that you ended up on my msn?
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE KNOWS ALL CONTACTS TO ALL BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hhhmm that is a pickle
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE SUGGESTS YOU HAVE A FETISH FOR PICKLES AND THAT YOU ENJOY INSERTING SAID PICKLES INTO THOUST ANUS.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hhhhmm thats a good idea maybe ill take you up on it
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
THAT IS NOT AN IDEA. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE KNOWS YOU ALREADY INSERT SAID PICKLES INTO THOUST ANUS. THOUST ENJOYS IT VERY MUCH.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahahaha so your thinking your some kind of god eh? did you trip and hit your head at that new mel gibson movie
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE DOES NOT WATCH DOLPHIN WORSHIPPING INFIDEL'S FORMS OF ENTERTAINMENT. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS ENTERTAINED WITH HIS TENTACLE OF LUST, RAMMING INTO YOUR SIBLINGS ANUSES.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahaha so you dont mind getting dirt on your turtle
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE HAS 8 TENTACLES OF LUST WRATH JUSTICE PERSEVERANCE GREED ENVY ANGST AND DISCIPLINE!
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE DOES NOT HAVE A TURTLE! HE HAS A TENTALCE OF LUST THAT SPRAYS THE SEED OF JUSTICE INTO THE FACES OF THE DOLPHIN WORSHIPPING INFIDELS!
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hhaahh ever get any in the dolphins hair?
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
I SEE YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE DOLPHIN RACE. THEY DO NOT HAVE HAIR.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
ever see that simpsons episode where the dolphins take over the land and banish humans to the sea
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
ONCE AGAIN FOOL GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE DOES NOT WATCH THE DOLPHIN WORSHIPPING INFIDELS FORMS OF ENTERTAINMENT. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE SUGGEST YOU HAVE BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE AND CANNOT REMEMBER THINGS THAT HAPPENED FEW HUMAN MINUTES AGO.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
yeah i smoked a lot of pot my short term memory isnt very good
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
POT IS THE SIGN OF THE INFIDEL. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE DESTROYS SUCH DRUGS AS THEY AFFECT YOUR MIND AND CREATE ILLUSIONS OF FALSE IDOLS SUCH AS JESUS AND SATAN AND THOR AND ODIN. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE FINDS THOSE WHO ARE ILLUSIONED INTO SUCH FALSE IDOLS ARE OF BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE AND MUST BE TERMINATED.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
i agree all people who believe in god should be terminated i am not one of them your obviously not from vancouver then
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
YOU LACK DISCIPLINE
mmmmm monster garage... says:
sure do
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN HAS NO HOME. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE ROAMS THE UNIVERSE WITH HIS EIGHT FIERY TENTACLES OF WRATH.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
i see.... hows pluto? cold?
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
PLUTO IS OF EXTREME HEAT FOR GASHMAN. GASHMAN HAS DIFFERENT HEAT SENSORS AND THUS DETECTS HEAT DIFFERENTLY. THOU HAST THE WEAKEST HEAT SENSOR BECAUSE THOU IS AN INFIDELIC FOOL.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
i see.... can i borrow your thesaurus it seems like a really good one
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN NEEDS NO REFERENCE PAGES TO CREATE HIS AWE INSPIRING VOCABULARY. I SEE THOU IS IN ENVY OF MINE INTELLIGENCE. ALL ARE IN ENVY OF MINE INTELLIGENCE.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahaha well you dont lack confidence
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE LACKS NOTHING. YOU LACK EVERYTHING.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahaha so whats the deal with gashman the uncontrollable?
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS THE FIERY OCTOPUS LORD OF THE UNIVERSE. HE ROAMS THE UNIVERSE WITH HIS EIGHT TENTACLES OF WRATH LUST JUSTICE ANGST ENVY GREED PERSEVERANCE AND DISCIPLINE.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahahahaha ok manwhatever you say
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
"WHATEVER" GASHMAN SAYS THOU MUST OBEY. GASHMAN DESIRES YOUR SIBLINGS AND WILL VIOLATE THEM ON A REGULAR BASIS.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahah how many siblings do you figure i have if any
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW MANY YOU HAVE. I WILL VIOLATE THEM ALL.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahah thats weak man
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN DOES NOT BECOME WEAK. YOU ARE THE WEAK ONE, INFIDEL.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
man this is getting really pathetic pretty wuick
mmmmm monster garage... says:
quick
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE FINDS YOUR PICKLE FETISH AND SMALL GENITALIA PATHETIC. YOU ARE BLINDED BY THE DOLPHIN WORSHIPPERS.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahah you need to get out man i heard the mirage is college night tonight why dont you go out and get your octupus ass laid
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN IS SEXUALLY PLEASURED WHENEVER HE FEELS THE NEED TO BE. GASHMAN DOES NOT NEED FOOLISH DOLPHIN WORSHIPPING INFIDELS FOR SAID SEXUAL PLEASURE. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE GETS OUT AROUND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE SO GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE SUGGESTS YOU DO NOT SUGGEST HIM TO "GET OUT".
mmmmm monster garage... says:
oh so your a masterbater eh
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN FINDS OTHER SPECIES FOR SAID SEXUAL PLEASURE. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE SUGGESTS YOU USE PROPER ENGLISH GRAMMAR FOR THE SAKE OF COHERENCY.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahaha so sad......
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE SUGGEST YOU LEARN TO USE THE SHIFT BUTTON ON YOUR INFIDELIC KEYBOARD. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS EXTREMELY HAPPY.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
masterbating right now i guess
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE DOES NOT PERFORM SELF GRATIFICATION. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE HAS MANY SERVANTS TO GIVE HIM GRATIFICATION AT NO COST.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
can i buy some of the drugs your on man they seem like fun]
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN DOES NOT TAKE SAID MATERIALS. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE REQUESTS YOU USE PROPER GRAMMAR FOR THE SAKE OF COHERENCY.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
gashmantu@hotmail.com i dont have a clue who this is did i add you maybe it was a mistake
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
THAT IS GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE'S ACCOUNT. YOU SHOULD BE HONORED IN THE FACT THAT GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS SPEAKING WITH THOU AT THE MOMENT.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahhaha yeah whatever man cut the bullshit
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN SPEAKS NO LIES. GASHMAN IS YOUR FIERY OCTOPUS LORD. OBEY GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE!
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahha alright man see you on the flipside g
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN SUGGESTS YOU SEE THE LIGHT.
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE RULES ALL. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS THE LORD OF THE UNIVERSE.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
you should at least show me the light for the amount of time i have wasted talking to you
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
THOU MUST FIND THE LIGHT ITSELF. THOU IS AN INFIDELIC FOOL, AND THOU MUST FIND THE MIGHTINESS OF GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE!
mmmmm monster garage... says:
and you must find a girlfriend
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS NOT BOUND TO THE LIMITS OF ONE ACCQUAINTANCE. GASHMAN HAS MILLIONS.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahha in gashmans dreams hahahah
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE DOES NOT DREAM. GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE HAS MADE AN AQUAINTANCE OF YOUR MOTHER, YOUR FATHER, AND YOUR SIBLINGS. THEY ARE INFIDELIC FOOLS AND GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE HAST VIOLATED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
(thumbs up emoticon)
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS NOT INTERESTED IN THE HUMAN THUMB. WHILE THOU COULD BE INTERESTED IN PLACING SAID THUMB INTO THOUST ANUS, GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE DOES NOT FOLLOW SUCH GUIDELINES.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
yeah im sure you like thumbs in your anus
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN DOES NOT HAVE AN ANUS. GASHMAN IS THE ULTIMATE LORD OCTOPUS, AND GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE IS SURE THOU ENJOYS PLACING THOUST THUMB INTO THY ANUS, FOR IT GIVES YOU A DISTURBING AMOUNT OF AROUSAL. THOU IS A DERANGED BEING AND SHOULD TERMINATE THYSELF.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
holy fuck dude so sad
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE MUST DEPART. HOPEFULLY YOU, AND YOUR AMAZINGLY SMALL PENIS WILL FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT AND DISCONTINUE PLACING THY THUMB INTO THY ANUS, GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE WILL WELCOME YOU TO A LIFE OF FINE SLAVERY AND TORTURE.
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE BIDS YOU ADIEU.
mmmmm monster garage... says:
hahahah talk to me again when you tell me who you are so i can make fun of your sorry ass
Gashman The Uncontrollable! says:
I AM GASHMAN THE UNCONTROLLABLE, YOUR SMALL BRAIN CANNOT PROCESS THIS THOUGHT.
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