Gashman the Uncontrollable and "The Prize!"
Session Start (AIM - GashmanTU:asgmatt): Sun Jul 18 23:55:15 2004
GashmanTU: Hello sir
asgmatt: who are you?
GashmanTU: I am Jake.
asgmatt: ?
asgmatt: wtf
asgmatt: who are you where ya from?
GashmanTU: I am Jake.
asgmatt: you just said that
asgmatt: jake who?
GashmanTU: I am here to tell you that you are now eligible for the prize.
asgmatt: from where?
asgmatt: what prize
GashmanTU: The prize is very important.
GashmanTU: It is a vial of semen enchanted by ours truly, Gashman the Uncontrollable
asgmatt: shut up being all formal
GashmanTU: I think you are a very lucky man, considering you have this amazingly opportunity to win this prize.
asgmatt: what is the fukin prize
GashmanTU: It is a vial of semen enchanted by ours truly, Gashman the Uncontrollable.
asgmatt: im a girl
asgmatt: and i dont speak much english
GashmanTU: Ok, sir.
asgmatt: im a girl
asgmatt: omfg
GashmanTU: You told me that already, sir.
GashmanTU: Are you interested in the prize?
GashmanTU: I know you should be.
GashmanTU: For it is a worthy prize indeed.
asgmatt: girls aernt to be spoken by "sir"
GashmanTU: But you are.
GashmanTU: For you are eligible for THE PRIZE.
GashmanTU: Would you like the prize?
GashmanTU: SIR ARE YOU HERE?
GashmanTU: I AM ASKING YOU IF YOU WOULD LIKE THE PRIZE. NOT RESPONDING IS RUDE AND WILL RESULT IN YOUR UNTIMELY RAPE BY GASHMAN.
asgmatt: shut up
asgmatt: u noob
asgmatt: im a girl
asgmatt: maddam
GashmanTU: Sir, please do not be angry.
asgmatt: not sir
asgmatt: so shut up
GashmanTU: Sir, would you like the prize?
asgmatt: and what is the prize?
GashmanTU: It is a vial of semen enchanted by ours truly, Gashman the Uncontrollable.
asgmatt: what that
asgmatt: and how i win it
asgmatt: what do i do to get it
GashmanTU: You have to tug on your penis as hard as you can until it bleeds.
*** asgmatt signed off at Mon Jul 19 00:02:14 2004.
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