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Editor - Blake "The Snake" Sanchez.
Have you ever heard of "Blake the Snake" Sanchez? I sure haven't, and I doubt any of you have. On July 4th, 1962, Blake was born in a small travelling circus, conceived by the local Italian bearded lady, Gronse Mapollo. His father was Guero Sanchez, a midget puppeteer who would terrify the children, mainly due to Guero showing his genetalia to the children, and trying to molest them. Inevitably, Guero was horribly murdered by one of the childrens' fathers. Blake earned small prosperity as a midget wrestler, who would wrestle other midgets naked in a ring of mud and horse manure. He made thirteen dollars a show, which was enough to afford enough food for the week due to his small size. Many times Blake would injure his penis, and the reasons for that were and will remain confidential. On 1980, Blake had a child. His name was Bubba Sanchez. When Bubba was a young three years old, Blake beat him to death with a hose for urinating on the carpet. Blake was cast out of the circus for murder, and cast into prison for 19 years. After that, Blake took a job as a hitman. Well, he called himself a hitman but all he did was find people to smack in the face, and then he would run away cowardly, flailing his legs in a comical fashion. He continued this for 4 years. On August 21st, 2003, Blake had a vision. A vision of Gashman the Uncontrollable. He ejaculated on the sight of him. Now he writes for this website. |
